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CrispyCracker
Glassboro, New Jersey | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Chris
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Very funny, brutally honest, old school chivalrous guy, can use there, their and they’re correctly.
Sign
Virgo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Fit
My Height Is
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Other
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Cigars
I Drink
Yes - Often
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Sports, Cooking, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Drinking, Tv
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Atheist
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Very Conservative
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Comedy, Drama, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed